One of the better episodes of a fine series, this deals with a woman, Junie Harper (who reminds me a LOT of Sarah Palin) coming to Arlen with the intent to ban Halloween on the grounds that it's a Satanic holiday. After passing a curfew on Halloween night, she opens a "Hallelujah House," where kids can see real-life horrors, such as the theory of evolution, and getting AIDS from kissing. I can see Palin doing this. I really can.
These "Hallelujah Houses" really exist - in fact, they're a pretty big deal in some places. They're designed to scare the green crap out of you until you become a Christian and stop celebrating Halloween, which strikes me as a bit manipulative. See the FAQ for a bit more on my thoughts about this sort of business, but please don't send me emails saying I'm going to Hell. I have enough of them.